Lactose Intolerance

Stellen wanted to make me breakfast this morning (for money of course). I requested toast and a banana. He wanted to know what beverage he should bring me (probably expecting to tack on to my charges for including the drink). He asked if I wanted milk and then remembered, "oh that's right , you can't drink milk because you're black toast intolerant".  ...well he's right, I can't drink milk OR eat black toast.